My brothers were typical brothers to me when we were kids. They would tell me tall tales, and ofcourse, I would believe every word they said because they were my brothers. One of my brothers has the not-so-nice nickname of “Turd.” His nephew has called him “Uncle Turd” on more than one occasion.

I’m so tempted to send him a ShizaGram. You can send a “turd” to someone. I can send it anonyomously so he’ll probably think it is from his brother and not his sister. I think I may Send a ShizaGram today and beat the holiday rush. He is always giving me fart joke cards for my birthday. I think if anyone can appreciate a Shizagram then it’s him.